The soldiers' Side!

If killing demomen is sure to result in victory, then you must kill demomen! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about killing demomen than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living demoman could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two million Red demomen , and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of Red Demomen are together in one place it's called a Slaughter! Unless it's a farm(or a zoo respectably)


Soldeirs' page

we as soldiers, are obliged, no Acquired to blow these black sottish cyclopean maggot scum into little giblets, beat the crap out of them, and stop them and their cowardly camping spasming spamping drunken lives! they don't deserver this 'weapon' and I'll be dammed if these foolish drunks could beat us trained killers in the ring of honor. we shall be glorious, and we shall kill more demomen, and we shall Win!

This is a place for you too to pledge your allegiance to the soldiers' side, and join us in the cause of destroying all demos on sight, whose with me?


I said, WHO IS WITH ME!!!

*rambles some more*

Soldier(s') side
and a shorter and more tf2 relevant version.
TF2 Side...
me notices same amount of dead demos and soldiers.

I have created a steam group called Soldiers' Side

Feel free to join if you are fighting for the right cause.

It is chaos out there. Chaos and glory gentlemen

....and to support this glorious Chaotic righteous war, skater will join my steam group right?

if my steam wasn't killing itself then yes. Tomorrow definitely.

notched up 15 eyepatches towards the war effort

Really i just think the soldiers update will be less.... trollish....

demos frustrate me enough as is, let alone with some shiny new weapon.


Unless its a melee swordfish

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOO! BOOOOOO!

..... BOOOOOOOOOOOO

How dare you ask so childish, you don't see us valorous Soldiers flaming your thread, at least we had the maturity to keep it on the battlefield, maggot.

*throws an agg... at ur head

ohh how dare you, you villainous scoundrel, throw an egg at me out of spite. I will make you repent, we shall fight back, we shall feel delight in your anguish, and you shall rue this day!

lol

We have booze....

And Berrets

we got stainless pots and tyrannous helmets!

AT 1:16 PM PST the scores for the past 16 hours have been posted, and It appears the Soldiers are winning, by 99,029 Kills! we have succesfully killed 1,390,017 filthy maggots, and only received 1,290,988 casualties. Give yourselfs a pat on a back (If you are still alive of course). with a much higher population than the demos, and a higher KDR, we are assured victory!





*Edit*

p.s. don't feel to down about your fallen comrades, they died for a good cause; a cause this weapon, to win, and most of all: the bloodiest battle, ever, of all time. I have been infored this can be seen from space, now that's just awe-inspiring. It tells me that you guys are fighting hard, and destroying those demos so much, that their gibs, and the explosions, may even be reaching space. If that's not inspiring, thne I don't know what is.

Now get back to the fight and revenge our fallen teamates and kill more cowardly demos!

Need any good soldier Avatars? follow these links to find some:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/TF2/Avatar/List

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sollypic22-600x375.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_soldier_koth.jpg

https://2img.net/h/i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/MB2456/Desktop/team-fortress-2-20071002102639539.jpg

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/16918/802220-pilot_light_super.png

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img143/4982/maggw0.jpg

I'll be adding more when I stumble apon some more.
**Warning some may need to be croped or sized to fit***
have any you would like to share. feel free to post =D

This is one of those times I'm happy to be neutral

well, one advantage you guys have is that you are a better medic buddy then the demomen, which might explain the increasing gap between the factions score